That jerk from the T-Mobile adverts.
Apparently his name is Josh. Here he is with noises coming out of his terrible flapping mouth.
The latest advert poses some question like "What would you do with an unlimited text SIM card?"
I've given it some thought, and I reckon I would sharpen the edge of it to a keen blade, and use it to slash at Josh's eyes.
In summary, Ben has had a wonderful Christmas and is now feeling unaccountably antisocial.