Sunday 8 March 2009

BREAKING NEWS


Tonight's pub quiz was won by The After-Dinner Club Dedicated To The Resurrection Of Bolshevism.

ATTENTION MATTHEW SMITH

YOU ARE HEREBY RECALLED TO DUTY WITH THE LUNCHEON CLUB DEDICATED TO THE REDESTRUCTION OF BOLSHEVISM

MESSAGE ENDS

2 comments:

Matt said...

WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT????????

Are you telling me that you won the quiz without me, or did some bunch of ounks WIN by copying OUR name??? I need clarification! Over.

The Jolly Blogger said...

MESSAGE FOR MATTHEW SMITH

After too much port and cigars an opposing group set up an after dinner club dedicated to the resurrection of Bolshevism STOP These champagne socialists won the quiz beating the luncheon club STOP Bolshevism it seems is like Japanese Knotweed so the luncheon club needs to start over and this time do the job properly STOP

We urgently require your assistance STOP Return to blighty immediately and bring the Napalm STOP

MESSAGE ENDS