rules
- Roll a D6; 1's are bad.
- No spitting, bombing or heavy petting.
- Look left; look right; keep looking left and right.
- Ensure all surfaces are free of dirt and grease.
- Don't cross the streams.
- At the end of each level you must defeat a boss.
- Keep arms and legs inside the car at all times.
- Depress for one second, then release.
- Let the Wookie win.
- BITCHES LEAVE
- If stuck for things to write about (or feeling a bit/very lazy), just make a list of crap and stick a picture of Clarence Bodecker in the middle of it.
3 comments:
Clarence Boddicker! Both badass and a bit rubbish at the same time.
...and looks abit like Matt too hmmm. Matt is there something you're not telling us?
Awesome post. Hope you don't mind if I steal it.
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