Look left; look right; keep looking left and right.
Ensure all surfaces are free of dirt and grease.
Don't cross the streams.
At the end of each level you must defeat a boss.
Keep arms and legs inside the car at all times.
Depress for one second, then release.
Let the Wookie win.
BITCHES LEAVE
If stuck for things to write about (or feeling a bit/very lazy), just make a list of crap and stick a picture of Clarence Bodecker in the middle of it.
3 comments:
Clarence Boddicker! Both badass and a bit rubbish at the same time.
...and looks abit like Matt too hmmm. Matt is there something you're not telling us?
Awesome post. Hope you don't mind if I steal it.
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