blah blah blah christmas lights blah blah.
Fifth place:
Bonus points:
+1pt Remembered to turn lights on
Penalties:
-100pts They're shit
Total: -99pts
Fourth place:
Bonus points:
+10pts Trying to be tasteful
Penalties:
-50pts Trying and failing to be tasteful, because you still have lights on the front of your house. Pricks.
Total: -40pts
Third place:
Bonus points:
+25pts Almost painfully garish
Penalties:
-25pts Continuity error (more than one Santa)
-25pts Santa on see-saw with snowman (too much frolicking, implies poor work ethic)
Total: -25pts
Second place:
Bonus points:
+30pts Petty next door neighbour one-upmanship
+25pts Bazillion gigawatt planet-killer bonus
Penalties:
-60pts House on left looks a bit like a Ukrainian gay bar
Total: -5pts
First place:
Bonus points:
+1,000,000pts Visible from space
Penalties:
-1pt Insufficient epilepsy warning stickers
Total: +999,999pts
Merry Christmas, happy new year, etc.
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