blah blah blah christmas lights blah blah.
+1pt Remembered to turn lights on
-100pts They're shit
+10pts Trying to be tasteful
-50pts Trying and failing to be tasteful, because you still have lights on the front of your house. Pricks.
+25pts Almost painfully garish
-25pts Continuity error (more than one Santa)
-25pts Santa on see-saw with snowman (too much frolicking, implies poor work ethic)
+30pts Petty next door neighbour one-upmanship
+25pts Bazillion gigawatt planet-killer bonus
-60pts House on left looks a bit like a Ukrainian gay bar
+1,000,000pts Visible from space
-1pt Insufficient epilepsy warning stickers
Merry Christmas, happy new year, etc.